Chapter 28 : From Coffee to Sex

July 2^nd, 2010

 

What are you normally do when you are single and dating nobody?

Chris   >> Being single is like a vacuum cleaner...it sucks when you're turned on. Daripada sama vacuum cleaner, well, let’s get the real one!

Cyrrus   >>  Falling into chocolate !! Then I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. Lord, I wish McDonald’s has new French Fries variant menu called McDillDough !

Keith   >>  Dating nobody? It means no companion in bed, true? Well, I will pretend and to feel like a porn star in my own room, and surrounded by ten dicks !! Yeah baby !!

Wesley   >>  I don’t need to have sex, gays ! Many problem in my life and government  fuck me everyday in every direction !

Keith   >>  Wo’hoo ! Siapa sekarang yang sarkas soal being single yaah. That’s the reason u need to be kind to everybody, heartless boy!

Cyrrus   >>  Euch.. My cock doesn’t talk politic, please !!

Wesley   >> Would you like to keep your teeth in good shape, gays? Then mind your own business!

Then we are LoL-ing. Enjoying our Dark Mocha on maroonsofa as usual, ditemani Wesley si boti tua. He just broke up last week and need to through his hard moment with us.

“You know what? You guys are like condoms, always be there when things get hard.” Thanks dear Wesley =)

Kami biarkan si Wesley ngoceh lagi. “If they can send one man to the moon, why can't they send them all? Especially the jerk one!!”

“And you know what, I think I need a space. You know, menyendiri dirumah, tidur sampe puas. Bercocok tanam di kebun belakang kalo perlu.”

Keith hampir ngakak, “If you need a space, you could work at NASA. They are hiring monkey astronaut now.” LMAO !

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“Kenapa kita suka minum coffee ya? Gay mostly.” Tanya Wesley yang notabene owner this fancy coffee shop.

“I dunno, dear. I prefer Wine and Whiskey actually. Tapi coffee paling nenangin. Hot Dark Mocha or Hot Caramel Macchiato could heal ur sorrow in a minute.” Kata Cyrrus.

“Cuz coffee brings me serenity and warmth. I like all kind of coffees. Sour, sweet, bitter, pungent, all must be tasted. That’s coffee. Just like love =)” Kata saya.

Keith berdiri sambil memegang hot cinnamon coffee nya dalam cangkir kecil, “I am up for everything from coffee to sex. Sometimes a hot cup of coffee with a hot man is better than sex…”

“… and sex with the hot man after coffee? Well, that’s just dessert!” tutupnya.

 

Aww !!

Sip your coffee and keep reading this blog, fellas =)

 

By.C