12 april 2010
“Arrhh- Ouuggcch! HAARGH! Errrgh…!! YEAAAAH! Hufh… Hufh.. Oh God!! MANTABBB!!”
Dan Cyrrus melongo. Apa barusan itu?
And why was suddenly his dick getting so hard after that Bulky Hunk finished his Incline-Chest session?
“Oh Lord.. if a dick had earthquake, would it be called a dickquake?”
“Dan elu berani-beraninya ya hard-on di gym! Dicky-Dick! Down! Now!” tunjuk Keith pada si pipit Cyrrus.
Tapi Cyrrus tetap memandanginya. “Baby Cy, an erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets. Now imagine me blowing your itchy-bitchy-dicky-dick !!” bisik saya.
Dan magically pipitnya langsung ciut. Homo keparat !!
“Perlu ya itu Koko segitunya kalo ngegym? Mana suaranya juga mega-desibel pula lah. Ga ada tanggung jawabnya juga dia udah bikin turn on !!”
“What did u just said, Keith? Lu juga turn on gara-gara dia?”
“Forget it Cy ! Shower time !”
Duo Basterds!
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Cyrrus can’t get over him.
I heard, that Bulky Hunk plays as a sweating-sexy-shiny men in cyrrus’s jerk-off fantasy for two weeks in a row! EUCH CYRRUS! EWWW !
“Well blame him, don’t blame me. His face is not so gorgeus lah, but his sexy voice? Super ! Paling enggak gua udah lihat wajah orgasmenya waktu nahan beban tadi sama suaranya waktu ngerang keenakan waktu nindihin gua. Aw aw aw !!” Then I stop chewing my sandwiches. I have lost my appetite !
“Would you stop that mental masturbation, horny-shitzu? Go to him, pick a line and seduce him to get on top of you !” tantang saya pada dia.
“He’s straight, Chris. Straight as an arrow. He’s 30yo, doing thai boxing weekly, collecting vodka-bottles, racing is his hobby in leisure time. And he's got slut name FIANCEE-EH.”
“Geez, pake detektif mana elu, Cy?”
“Sometimes, we have to thank social networking. Facebook really helps when u are in desperate of anything.”
“So rite ! Even when u need some fuck buddies. You can make a deal on facebook.” Keith menambahi.
Sekali lagi, DUO BASTERDS !!
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Dan kami bertiga lagi di gym itu.
Si duo basterds ngebantuin saya di chest-session. Enggak kuat kalo sendirian. Hari ini harus pake beban maksimal !!
“AHHH! ERGHH ! TAHAN! HARRGHH! “ it was too heavy for me !
“Aiiih Chris, stop frightening the horse ! Lebay !!”
BANGSATT !!
By. C
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