8 April 2010
IT’S COMPLICATED
“Denger-denger, sekarang Ko Billy udah jadian ya sama Travis ?” saya confirm rumor itu ke Keith. Tapi Keith malah menganga super lebar.
“Jangan bilang elu belum get over him ya, Keith ! Gua tampol lu !”
Saya jadi belain si Travis waktu denger si Keith banding-bandingin dirinya sama Travis.
In my eyes, Travis is : cute, smart, and has a good manner to seniors. He’s a good boy after all.
“Elu mau jalan bareng ama tuh anak ga, Keith? Gua ada janji mau nemenin dia ke Mall entar maleman..”
“Hon.. I would rather look his facebook than face his real-look.”
Lalu kami mengecek facebooknya. Travis Pang. Beberapa jam yang lalu dia barusan mengubah status facebooknya dari single menjadi IT’S COMPLICATED.
Tangan si Keith jadi gatel buat nge-comment : if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single" !
“Keith ! Hapus ga !! Itu anak enggak salah apa-apa ya !”
“Dan dia juga enggak bakal cari masalah kan sama gua? Easy, cupcake.”
Whatever lah !
IN RELATIONSHIP
Engga tau gimana, tau-tau Ko Billy telepon saya. Katanya Keith tengkar sama si Travis di gym sore barusan. I feel like “Haaaaah ??!!”
Jadi ceritanya si Keith tampar dia dua kali di locker-room. Tapi si Travis ga balas, soalnya dia tipe orang halus. Engga kaya temen saya yang asal-telen-ga-pake-kunyah itu. Ckckck..
“Please. I just don’t want Keith in my life anymore. I am so over it. Bisa Bantu kan?”
“Kenapa sih enggak bilang sendiri? Mungkin dia malah nurut sama kamu, Ko. Capek ah ngasih tau itu anak.”
“Udah, kamu pikirin cara lain deh. Kalo ketemu, kasih tau. Okay? Got to go now. Bye!” WHAT A BOSSY BASTARD! Paling males deh ikut-ikutan masalah orang ah!
Saya bbm si Keith :
C : Elu gampar anak orang ya? Ko Billy marah noh !
K : I DIDN’T SLAP HIM. I just firmly high fived his face!
C : Kebangetan lu yah. Minta maaf deh, beneran !
K : Eh buat apa yaaa. Enak aja ! WEEEEK ! =p
C : KALO GA, KO BILLY MAU GAMPAR ELU ! SERIUS !
Si Keith engga bales sih. Tapi engga yakin juga bakal percaya sama HOAX terakhir. Tapi jadi capek sendiri. Jadi kesel sendiri. Okay, bener-bener harus pake cara ini kayanya….
Hanya perlu setengah jam buat ngeliat bukti mengalahnya si Keith.
Keith Wang says, congratulation to my ex and his new BF. May happiness always comes with you guys.
(5minutes ago)
I like-it !
Terus saya negliat status facebooknya si Billy.
Billy Han is in relationship with Travis Pang
(20minutes ago)
By bbm setengah jam kemudian :
B : Thx ya Chris. I owe you one.
C : Be happy then. Don’t tell Keith! Don’t screw Travis !
B : I love him. I wont !
C : yea u may say ! got to go ! bye !
Sorry Keith… I owe you one..
By.C
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