CHAPTER 37 : THE INTERNATIONAL HUNK

11 October 2010

 

‎Hidden Heaven.

“Who are we meeting? Say his name again, please?” ya ampun, kenapa terburu begini! Sampai lupa bawa dompet!

“Arnold Whiteley.” Kata Keith didepan kemudi.

“Kaukasian?”

“Asian. Pure. Asian face. Stocky Russian body. British accent with sexy tongue. Tanned skin a la pinoy. And talk in five different languages. Not to mention his European peacock size…” jelas Cyrus.

Ah! I get it. This Arnold slept with Cyrus once.

“International Hunk?” angkat alis saya.

“Totally. Sekarang lagi balik indo, seminggu aja. Gotta bump into him!” kata Cyrrus dan Keith girang.

Ah! Get it! Get it! Get it! Keith slept with this person also!

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There we were. Duduk di bar memanjang berderet sebelum kemudian berpindah ke sofa hitam ditengah.

“Bloody Marry, everyone? My treat!”

“I prefer dirty martini, Arnie.” I know that tone! Horny Cyrrus!

“What do you do for living?” tanya saya.

“Photographer for Hidden-Heaven magazine.” Saya menganga. 

Yaoloh. I read that magazine! That traveling magazine has astonishing pictures!

“Maldives? Guam? Saigon?” teriak saya antusias sambil tiga kali bertanya.

Dia mengangguk tiga kali pula. “Been there.”

“Jadi tinggalnya dimana?”

“Saya warga dunia. Passport Indonesia. Tapi Jiwa Amerika. Kalau tanya tempat tinggal permanent… Well, I would say … Bangkok! Saya baru beli rumah disana setahun lalu. Kalian bisa kesana kalau mampir Thailand.” Kami bertiga girang. 

Ikh..kok saya ikutan girang ya?! Mirip gerombolan tapir horny.

 

Get Stamped!

Sejam lebih obrolan kami bagai sesi interview. Mulai dari kuliner, hidden spot diberbagai dunia, tipikal kelakuan binan disetiap Negara. Dan… SEX!

“Russian? Hufh… They are rude in sex. Orang eropa lebih egois. American open minded dan variatif soal berbagai posisi sex. Asian paling malesin, cuma beberapa yang enak, that’s why I live in Bangkok.”

“And the best sex you’ve ever had… What nation is the winner?”

“I would say… Philipino. Sexy Pinoy never fails my cock to cum.”

Btw, itu muka dua teman saya kok jadi hina binal begitu yah. Jadi malu apa kata dia tentang Indonesian.

“Indonesian?”

“Thought u would never ask that! Haha… Indonesian, cuma hebat di kata-kata. They’re just like commercials.”

Saya tertawa. “Yes!! Men are like commercials. You can’t believe a word they say!”

Mampus lu Keith! Mampus lu Cy! Gua bunuh appetite-nya si Arnold! Wahahaha!

“Emang udah nyoba berapa Negara?”

Kayanya pertanyaannya salah yah. Harusnya begini : udah nyoba brutu boti rasa apa aja? Haha!

Dia menghitung-hitung sambil memainkan matanya keatas. Mengakses memorinya. Too long means too many to be remember.

“Let say… Passport saya tujuh tahun belakangan ini sudah dapat 47 stamps dari 47 negara. And I always had sex like… Five days a week. Two butts a day. Threesome, foursome, twister, orgy, swinging. U name it! Hahaha.”

Okay dude! Too many to be told, then! This man is officially the international hunk that you want to bring onto your bed!

And why do those experiences sound sexy in Cyrrus and Keith’s mind? Am I too innocent? LoL

“No love story?”

“Only intimate. No boundaries. Io vivo a scopare! (I live to fuck).” Cocktail ketiganya.

“Kalo ada Gay Nation, you could be the president, Arn. Toast for that!“

“What a honor! No one beats me! I fuck harder and longer than the most fuckers do. Many bottoms certify me. My fucking visa has been proven to apply for various nationalities and in many nations!”

This person is getting drunk, I guess. But why does that sound funny? Haha!

Dia kemudian berdiri, dan menghambur ke tamu yang baru datang di depan bar. “Calvin Klein. That’s your name, isn’t it? It’s written all over your underwear.”

That one killing pick-up line brings Arnold into that guy’s pant.

“Salute!” Beneran salut. Tapi kenapa dua orang disebelah saya merengut?

 

 

By.C