June 8, 2010
The Fairytopia.
Once upon a time, in not-so-far away, there’s one happy gay couple.
They got a superb house, fabulous cars, fine clothes, and YES, ALL THOSE EYES ARE STARRING AT THEM WITH FULL OF ENVY !! –for more than 5 years.
Saya kenal “istrinya” alias bottomnya.
I adore him! What a lady-like! I want to be like him someday : hidup tenang bersama spouse-nya, got everything, and nothing to think about.
“Your life seems like a fairytale yah, Ko..” simpul saya sambil menyeruput english breakfast-tea. It was his idea for asking me out at this well-priced tea-shop. His treat, of course !
Dia menyelesaikan earl-grey nya dengan lembut. “Biasa saja lah, Chris.. Time goes by so slowly. And goes by… and goes by… It’s getting boring actually.”
“So? How do you maintain your spare time?”
“Grab another dick.” Katanya kilat.
Saya melongo sambil tetap memegang pegangan cangkir, seperti kebo ndomblong abis ngeliat ada pinguin lewat di sawah.
“Watefak?!” omigod, I did curse at this fancy tea-shop.
“It helps yah.. Daripada aku do drugs seperti lainnya. And I’d rather do dick than golf-stick…”
Telinga saya cekot-cekot. Sepertinya tahi kuping barusan ikut keluar gara-gara pengakuan barusan.
“Hah? Another DICK ?!” there again, dan saya pasti sudah di blacklist di tea-shop ini.
Saya berbisik, “Itu artinya kamu.. se-ling-kuh kan, dee-arh?”
“Oh it’s not cheating when your hubby allows it. He did the same way anyway.. So, u may call it as a win-win solution.” Senyumnya nakal.
I don’t get it !!
My fairytale dream was falling apart so sudden after heard this kind of story from my muse.
He was sooo Audrey Hepburn ! Now I feel like he’s just a perfect example of Gabriel Soliz on desperate housewives tv series.
Dia menutup high-tea time itu dengan satu konklusi yang berhasi membuat saya terjaga semalam suntuk
: DON’T GET ME WRONG... SOMETIMES, WHAT U WANT IS NOT WHAT U NEED.
AND WHAT U NEED, IS NOT ALWAYS WHAT U WANT.
AND SOMETIMES BAD PIZZA BETTER THAN EXPENSIVE CROISSANT.
The Shittopia.
Sementara jutaan pasangan gay lainnya masih berkutat mencari soulmate dan harus menghadapai masalah putus-jadian-nyambung,
saya kok malah melihat pasangan tadi sebagai salah satu “Love Practical Joke”
It is like Cinderella who is sick of her glass-shoes and cheating on Studed Leather Choo’s.
Where’s the happily ever after? Even Shrek and Fiona have it !
Rupanya banyak kasus yang kaya gitu terjadi. Jadi mereka berprinsip, daripada pacaran mereka yang sudah berlangsung tahunan itu putus, lebih baik tetap bersama, dengan ikatan sedikit lebih longgar.
Its more like… BROTHERHOOD..
“And I don’t fuck my own brother. Any kind of brother !!” lantang saya.
“Well, that sounds promising actually. Ga mau kan yah seumur idup cuma diranjang sama satu orang?” ga kaget Keith komen gituan.
“I dreamed a dream.. One long-lasting relationship. Like.. 50years? Sampe kakek-kakek. Tua bersama…” Kata Cyrrus.
“What? Fucked by one guy for 50 years in a row? What a shit-tale nightmare!”
LoL Keith !
By.C
2 komentar:
i'm fucking LOL-ing with keith comment..
well, like i said before on my blog.
benernya bisa kl pasangan gay hidup nggak se-"nasty" itu.
Ga tau lg sih, mgkn krn being a gay is about sexual orientation, jadi ga heran kalo pada sexual oriented.
Coba deh renungin, coba hidup kyk pasangan straight, yg ga mikirin seks melulu. Mnrt gw prinsip relationship para gay yg harus dibenahi. Kesadaran masing2 sih.
Kl mnrt gw selama ini kebanyakan
cuma nurutin nafsu doank.
Ada yg blg ga mgkn bs, krn sama2 cowok, well, di pasangan straight, cowoknya jg cowok lho, tp mereka bisa. tergantung pengendalian diri masing2 aja, mau jadi "manusia" atau "hewan".
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